Modern Mating

When Technology and the Sexes Collide

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Software for people with busy bedrooms

Contact management software isn't just for sales people. It's also for escorts and gay men with busy social lives. iTrick was developed as a tool for gay men, so that a man with an active sex life could easily remember the specifics of his various sexual partners.

iTrick enables its users to input information like appearance, cock size, sexual prowess, as well as contact information. It couples that data with tools that any geek would love. Want to know the average age of your sex partners? iTrick offers reports that can provide information on every statistic, from age to cock size. It can also provide its users with a chronological picture of their sex lives. If you're the kind of person who wants to quantify and compare how much action you got one month to the next, this feature is for you.

The site's pitch may not resonate with most:
"Do you meet guys online and hookup with 'em? Ever lose track of 'em? Ever figure out that you're talking to the same jerk that wasted your time a few months ago? Ever have a bro ask if you want to hookup again and you can't remember who the hell he is, or what he looks like, much less if he was any good at it? If you can answer yes to any or all of these questions then iTrick is for you!"

Fortunately, the software is free.

While this is a tool that borders on parody and has limited significance, it does have one useful function. If a diligent user discovers that he has an STD, it's easy to send past sex partners an email with the bad news.